Losers sit down….
Well, it didn’t take long for a rich girl to have a little soiree at her house for a select group of wonderful folks in her social strata. They’ll probably play—hold your breath, folks–Spin the Bottle! GASP! Of course, Allie and I weren’t invited, but news of the party traveled around school in seconds.
Allie finds a rich boy she didn’t know, Dan Swallow, at her locker. He’s asking her to the party.
“I’m not invited.”
“Oh, that’s all right. I’m invited. I’ve known her for years. If you come with me, it’ll be OK.”
“Let me get this straight–you want me to crash a party I’m not invited to, just because you’re with me.”
“Yeah! It’ll be fun.”
“Do you seriously think everyone there will think that’s cool to bring someone not invited?”
He didn’t have answer for that.
“So,” Allie says to me later, “I said ‘That’s just weird and stupid.’ and closed my locker.”
We had a huge laugh. She says, “And I told him, ‘I’m sure there’s some girls down the street who’d be available.”
Wait a minute…………..What???
Next time: Down the street.